Ten Rock Solid Reasons Why I Should Be the Next Pope

Stop laughing and hear me out

Emblem of the Papacy (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

You may have seen a spate of news articles recently speculating that Pope Francis is considering retirement because of poor health. He’s not (he has a bum knee that sometimes forces him to use a wheelchair, but is in better shape at 85 than I am at 56). There would be no such speculation had Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI not…