Spreadsheets and Breakfast Burritos

A Short Story

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Spreadsheets. Morgan Barnett hated spreadsheets. He had come to believe that when man had eradicated the plague as a serious threat, God had replaced it with Excel and considered it a fair trade. This hatred would not have mattered much if it were something that could be avoided (as was the case with his fear of clowns and sharks). However, Morgan made his living entering numbers…