scation wo…ant being slapped with a 15 certificate in the UK (it has the milder PG-13 certificate in America). That meant the usual shenanigans smuggling in our youngest with carefully worded misdirection. The cinema usher asked him for a date of birth, not his date of birth. Therefore, in an obfuscation worthy of Sir Humphrey Appleby, my youngest duly supplied a perfectly valid date of birth. Just not his.