I was going to suggest a moat with alligators, but a Rancor pit is so much better.

With that, I slammed the front door. Then I pushed a button activating a trapdoor beneath where the salesman stood, leading to the Rancor pit. Bon appétit.
Cinema Interruptus: The Horror of Half-Seen Films
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Paul Combs
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Jun 14, 2022
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I was going to suggest a moat with alligators, but a Rancor pit is so much better.
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Written by Paul Combs
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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.
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