I think there is a market for this. Heck, now I want a bagel guillotine.

…ere is an abomination. The bagel guillotine or however it is you slice bagels at the bagel factory — I really like the idea of a little guillotine — didn’t go all the way through the bagel. So when I tried to separate the halves, it ripped.
An Open Letter To The Person Who Runs The Bagel Cutting Machine At The Bagel Factory
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Bev Potter
Paul Combs
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Jul 2, 2021
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I think there is a market for this. Heck, now I want a bagel guillotine.
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Written by Paul Combs
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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.
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