Ha! Almost spit out my coffee reading this. Well done.

You DID have a lizard. But your little angels fed it tabasco sauce for kicks. And that was the end of Mr. Lizard. This is why he looked rather pained lying there along the side of the enclosure.
An Open Letter to the Parents of the Two Little Terrors That I Babysat
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Sarah Courtney Burry
Paul Combs
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Ha! Almost spit out my coffee reading this. Well done.
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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.
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