Give me Chicago over Malibu any day.

…ing suits bigger than a medium, or a 36. Maybe that’s okay in Malibu, but here, we need more lycra. Our state bird is deep-dish pizza and we have proof body size has nothing to do with speed.
I’m Malibu Fat but Chicago Thin
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Give me Chicago over Malibu any day.
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Written by Paul Combs
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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.
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