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Also, you keep telling me you’re going to grow a beard. And not just any beard. A foo-man-choo. A foo-man-choo?! There is not a hint of humour in your voice as you say this. I do not know how to properly convey h…

All The Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Right Now
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Lindsay Rae Brown

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Paul Combs
Paul Combs

Written by Paul Combs

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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.

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