Englebert - YouTube had mercy on me and made the video unavailable, but based solely on the artist I give it -98.

JD - Why, John, why? -80

The Fab Cars and Deb - Just no. -100

Bono - He sings this in mysterious ways that I will not follow. -90

Old Blue Eyes - Not good at all, but giving Frankie a negative number would be like kicking my granddad. 0