A Belgian researcher recently discovered that Celine Dion's voice is actually what sank the Titanic.

 its flaws, one-note characters, crass stereotypes, and the ghastly presenc… a big screen) is downright foolish. For all its flaws, one-note characters, crass stereotypes, and the ghastly presence of Celine Dion (James Horner’s fine score didn’t need her added warblings on the end credits), Titanic is a satisf…
Titanic in 3D? No Thanks
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A Belgian researcher recently discovered that Celine Dion's voice is actually what sank the Titanic.
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Writer, bookseller, would-be roadie for the E Street Band. My ultimate goal is to make books as popular in Texas as high school football...it may take a while.
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